Man Cuts Off Testicles to Delay Wedding
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Warrigal
SF VIP
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- Sydney, Australia
:saywhat: and :tmi:
terra
Member
- Location
- Southern Highlands Australia
..... and the bravery award goes to........ 
maybe that should be the stupidity award !
maybe that should be the stupidity award !
Diwundrin
Well-known Member
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- Nth Coast NSW Australia
The 'winning' comment beneath the article:
Pappy
Living the Dream
And the minister said, "Does anyone object to this wedding?" :noway:
Katybug
Senior Member
- Location
- Charlotte, NC
Dear God! There are so many crazy people out there, it boggles the mind. And I know a lot of you read about the bride of 8 days who after a fabulous/upscale wedding pushed her husband over a huge mountain top to his death. It made the cover of PEOPLE mag this week. If you don't want to get married, JUST DON'T!!! Engagements are broken all the time! What's with this insanity?
SifuPhil
R.I.P. With Us In Spirit Only
- Location
- Pennsylvania, USA
"Paramedics were invited to attend the ball after the ceremony ..." 
layful:
There's a fine line between insanity and bravery, and I think sometimes that line becomes blurred.
That's a beautiful church, though.
layful:There's a fine line between insanity and bravery, and I think sometimes that line becomes blurred.
That's a beautiful church, though.
Pappy
Living the Dream
It was the biggest night in the kingdom in years. The night the royal ball was coming off. Come forth Sir David, said the king. Sir David slipped on a dog t--d and came in fifth.
The ball came off without a hitch and everyone went home half-cocked. The End
The ball came off without a hitch and everyone went home half-cocked. The End
That Guy
Homegrown Unknown
- Location
- Monterey Bay
That's just nuts . . .
Jambi
Genie in training
- Location
- NW United States
I'm guessing he placed them in the bride's purse when he was done?
Fern
Member
- Location
- New Zealand
He's cuckoo, the bride should have been told before the wedding took place, who wants to be married to a nut case.
I dont think it was the groom Fern
Jillaroo
Demented
- Location
- Mid North Coast NSW Australia
Perhaps he realised the bride didn't have anything borrowed so he gave her his balls, wasn't that nice of him 
Michael.
Senior Member
- Location
- UK (Surrey)
Could be he was going to apply for a position as a Eunuch in %&%*)(&^%$ Harem and he wanted to do the job himself rather than wait for them to do it?
dbeyat45
Professional Stirrer
- Location
- SE Queensland, Australia
(I hear) kangaroo scrotums make good coin purses ....
Pappy
Living the Dream
Maybe so debayat45, but how do you keep the purse from hopping out of your pocket?
SifuPhil
R.I.P. With Us In Spirit Only
- Location
- Pennsylvania, USA
(I hear) kangaroo scrotums make good coin purses ....
... no, I'm sorry, I've done a lot of strange things in my life but I could NEVER carry THAT around.
Diwundrin
Well-known Member
- Location
- Nth Coast NSW Australia
It could be worth a lot of money in the future, it's probably the last and only thing manufactured here. 
Reminds me of the couple who got married. On their wedding night the bride was anxiuos to get the honeymoon activities underway. The fella being a religious sort said, Sorry we can't do anything it is Lent. Bride starteing crying and wanted to know why would you lend it on our honeymoon and when will you get it back?
dbeyat45
Professional Stirrer
- Location
- SE Queensland, Australia
It could be worth a lot of money in the future, it's probably the last and only thing manufactured here.
No. The little tag says "Made in China" ....
Pappy
Living the Dream
This story is the nuts......
