Marriage is......

[Ralphy1]

I don't think we want to pursue a discussion of baked beans, do we? nthego:

 

[Josiah]

Marriage is having someone around with small enough hands to reach into the garbage disposal to retrieve something I accidentally dropped in it.

 

[Ralphy1]

Josiah, you should quit while you are ahead. A wife with amputated hands is not a pretty image...layful:

 

[Josiah]

Marriage is having someone around who can tell me how to spell "maintainenance".

 

[Josiah]

Marriage is all about having a real naked lady in your life.

 

[Glinda]

Marriage is an institution that serves no useful purpose for me.

And BTW, Josiah, believe it or not, some women will get naked without being married.

 

[Lon]

Marriage is over for me.

 

[Ameriscot]

Marriage is about having a man to fix things that you broke or to figure out geeky things for you.

 

[Davey Jones]

Being married is like having a best friend who doesn't remember anything you say.

 

[Ralphy1]

But supposing we are all thumbs? Would you still love us?

 

[hollydolly]

Marriage is about having a man to fix things that you broke or to figure out geeky things for you.

Yup That's what mine does...

 

[Ameriscot]

But supposing we are all thumbs? Would you still love us?

NO!

 

[Ameriscot]

Marriage is about being able to look like hell and still get regular sex.

 

[Josiah]

Marriage is have a sympathetic ear to hear you moan and groan when you're sick. Note, I'm a firm believer in the therapeutic benefits of moaning and groaning.

 

[AZ Jim]

I'll just say I am thankful for my wife. She's always been my very best friend. She cares for me and I care for her.

 

[Louis]

Marriage is an institution that serves no useful purpose for me.

And BTW, Josiah, believe it or not, some women will get naked without being married.

Yeah, I had one of those...in a moment of passion I bit her too hard on the butt - she farted and flew out the window.

 

[AZ Jim]

Louis, you are kidding right? Surely you bought the patch kit when you bought your blowup??

 

[Louis]

I had the patch kit but last I saw of her she was vanishing over the neighbors trees.

 

[Josiah]

Interesting to note the the male responders mostly describe the positive side of marriage and the women favor the negatives.

 

[AZ Jim]

Interesting to note the the male responders mostly describe the positive side of marriage and the women favor the negatives.

Simple explanation: We got the best end of the deal.

 

[hollydolly]

Not me...Josiah...I'm positive I like my husband to fix things.. :lol: