Well, the Taproom is kinda' like this...
A Taproom has winners and losers
Chain smokers and boozers
It's got yuppies and bikers
And thirsty hitchhikers
And the girls next door dress up like movie stars
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love a Taproom
It's got cowboys and truckers
Broken-hearted fools and suckers
It's got hustlers and fighters
Early birds and all-nighters
And the veterans talk about their battle scars
I love a Taproom
It's my kind of place
Just walkin' through the front door
Puts a big smile on my face
It ain't too far, come as you are
I've seen short skirts and high-techs
Blue-collar boys and cute country chicks
It's got lovers, lots of lookers
And dancing girls and hookers
And we like to drink our beer from a mason jar
Hmm, hmm, hmm, I love a Taproom
Song by Toby Keith
(A little edited and credit to star-song for her #375 post of the music video)