I used the non-word "ginormous" (gigantic/enormous) to my cousin's little girl once and she insisted that THAT WAS NOT A WORD. I replied, "Well, excuuuuse me, Miss Funk and Wagnalls" and she immediately ran to her mother and reported "Aunt Jujube used the dirty F-word!" Hmmmph...ratted out by a kid and I wasn't even guilty...this time.