Monday Punday...

[Trila]

 

[Jace]

My friend David had his ID stolen..

Now...we just call him Dave!

 

[Jace]

I just tried calling the ladder compamy..
but it just rung and rung!

 

[RadishRose]

How can you spot a nosy pepper?
It gets Jalapeño business!

Did you know deer can jump higher than the average house? It’s because of their strong hind legs and the fact that the average house can’t jump.

What did one eye say to the other? Just between you and me, something smells.

 

[Trila]

 

[Jace]

Know why the scientist's head was wet..
he had a brain-storm!

 

[Trila]

 

[AnneTeak]

i go to a halloween party every year. we have to dress as a pun and people have to guess. lots of fun

one year i put puffs of cotton all over myself. i carried a squirt bottle. i was "cloudy" and (as i squirted the person with water), "with a chance of rain".

 

[RadishRose]

i go to a halloween party every year. we have to dress as a pun and people have to guess. lots of fun

one year i put puffs of cotton all over myself. i carried a squirt bottle. i was "cloudy" and (as i squirted the person with water), "with a chance of rain".

Too funny!

 

[Jace]

Did.you.know.
the library is considered THE tallest.building.in ANY town.
because...
it has thousands of stories

 

[Jace]

I'm glad I know sign language..
It comes in d

 

[Jace]

How does NASA organize an event?
They. planet!

 

[TeePee]

Why did the computer need a rest after it's road trip? It had a hard drive.

 

[Pappy]

 

[Paco Dennis]

 

[DebraMae]

 

[WheatenLover]

My first husband and I used to play pun games -- we would hold long conversations, every sentence of which would have to contain a pun.
So now, thanks to all of you, I am texting him the puns. He's enjoying them too, very much. So Thank You!!!

 

[DebraMae]