Monday Punday...

[Kaila]

What condition does a person have, who can't resist the urge to be planting a bigger and bigger garden?

A Plantation

 

[Dustbunny]

 

[RadishRose]

 

[OldFeller]

 

[Jace]

Apple is designing a new car...
But..is having trouble installing windows.

 

[Dustbunny]

 

[Dustbunny]

 

[RadishRose]

1. Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they're shellfish.

2. What does a baby computer call its father? Data.

3. What did the custodian say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"

4. Why are colds bad criminals? Because they're easy to catch.

 

[RadishRose]

 

[RadishRose]

 

[Dustbunny]

 

[OldFeller]

Good Grief.

 

[Jace]

I'd tell you a construction joke...
But I'm still working on it!

 

[Dustbunny]

 

[Jace]

Did you hear about the guy who fell into an upholstery machine?
He's fully recovered now.

 

[Dustbunny]

 

[Dustbunny]

 

[PeppermintPatty]

What did the grape say when it got crushed?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

Where are you Sassycakes?

I’m glad it’s Monday. Monday is when I watch the bachelorette. I know it’s sappy but I like it.

 

[Dustbunny]

 

[Jace]

He use to work in computers.
But then...he  lost his drive.

 

[RadishRose]

 

[RadishRose]

 

[OldFeller]

I saw a video on Facebook featuring Dad on vocals and Baby on the guitar.

 

[PeppermintPatty]

I saw a video on Facebook featuring Dad on vocals and Baby on the guitar.

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This is adorable.

 

[Dustbunny]