I must be the luckiest person on the planet, because all of you have snails delivering your mail, I have a young lady, a very nice young lady, a very, very nice young lady delivering mine........I get lots of emails too from hundreds of people I've never met.......they must know that I'm quite a nice bloke.....ha ha ha
'Texting'...........now I've heard about this, isn't it for people that spell the words all wrong, I'll learn about it one day.....ha ha ha