Mums Sayings !!!

[charry]

 

[Purwell]

You can't have another apple, do you think they grow on trees?

 

[Aunt Bea]

Don't get your father started!

If you're bored, I'll find something for you to do.

You don't have to repeat everything you hear!

 

[charry]

You little Whippersnapper ……lol…

 

[charry]

Dont pick your nose , your eyes will fall out ..

 

[Jules]

As a kid I swore I’d never say some of these things and then I was a parent.

 

[win231]

"Are we in the den?"
"No."
"Then why are the lights on?"

 

[win231]

"Get a haircut, or people will think you're on dope."
"Well, only dopes would think that."

 

[timoc]

A farmer would keep you for your poo.

 

[win231]

"You call that music?"

 

[win231]

"You'll catch cold."

 

[win231]

"You'll miss me when I'm gone."
"I hope you don't have money on that bet."

 

[Manatee]

Deep six it, sailor talk for throw it out.

 

[Capt Lightning]

"If you did that, what would people think about ME?"

If I hoped to get something, she'd say "We'll see". I learnt that this meant "No way".

 

[grahamg]

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Every one (except the rude ones), but my mother didn't really threaten us with the "wait till your father gets home" ones too often, as she could be scary enough on her own, should she choose to be!
She wouldn't have liked the "drooping appendages" shown either "!

 

[Pepper]

When, in his folk days, I would play Bob Dylan on my stereo ma would say "What's he complaining about Now?"

 

[Devi]

When, in his folk days, I would play Bob Dylan on my stereo ma would say "What's he complaining about Now?"

I laugh, but I loved Bob Dylan.

 

[Devi]

Me: Mom, where's my _____?
Mom: You look with your mouth.

 

[Sunny]

My mom used the "jumping off the cliff one," but the American version was "If everyone else jumped off the roof, would you also?"

 

[Jules]

My mom used the "jumping off the cliff one," but the American version was "If everyone else jumped off the roof, would you also?"

It was the bridge in our house.

 

[Aunt Bea]

I remember the little lectures we used to get before we got out of the car at an event or while shopping.

After that, all it took was the look followed by Do we need to go back to the car?

 

[charry]

My mom used the "jumping off the cliff one," but the American version was "If everyone else jumped off the roof, would you also?"

Haha mine was “head in the oven “

 

[Chris P Bacon]