Must be good. It’s from a doctor....

[Pappy]

Got this email this morning. I’m rich...I’m rich.

ATTN:

Dear Sir,

I am very happy to write you about this project. My name is Dr Roland
Davidson. I am the Chairman contract award committee of the Nigeria
National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC). I saw your name during my
internet search for a reliable partner for this lucrative business
that I am going to entrust to you.


In 2010, we awarded a contract to company in Germany, which we
deliberately invoiced in excess of Seventeen million, five hundred
thousand United States dollars ($ 17.5 million), as our 10%
commission. So now we want to transfer this amount to a foreign bank
account as our own commission and we are looking for an honest and
trustworthy person who will receive the fund on our behalf because we
are not allowed to operate foreign account as we are still in service.

We have agreed to grant you 30% of the total amount for your
assistance, while 5% is mapped out to cover any or all incidental
expenses in the course of the transfer.


It is important that you note that the original contractors who
executed the contract were already fully paid, leaving the 10% we want
to transfer now to your account for ourselves for investment by you on
our behalf.


If this proposal interests you, as I presume it would, please do not
hesitate to contact me so that I would inform you the way forward.


Sincerely,

Dr. Roland Davidson

 

[gennie]

Gee, what a deal. You'll jump right on it I presume.

These things must occasionally work. Otherwise, why do they waste their time?

 

[Sunny]

Looks like the boys from Nigeria are at it again. (You'd think they'd know enough to leave the name "Nigeria" out of it!)

Let us all know how you are spending your $17.5 million, Pappy.

 

[toffee]

hahaha I had a message left to me on a site a while back from a African lady -she so wanted to be my bestist friend she said '
and loves me very much ' she wanted my address to come to see me -- to be honest I did not know I was that popular lol
but I let it ride ''' phewwwwwww

 

[Lara]

Oh yes, a doctor and of course anything having to do with Nigeria is trustworthy

 

[StarSong]

It costs these creeps absolutely zero to put their hooks in the email waters. Every once in a while they catch a fish.

 

[RadishRose]

(You'd think they'd know enough to leave the name "Nigeria" out of it!)

I was thinking the same thing!

 

[RadishRose]

we are looking for an honest and
trustworthy person who will receive the fund on our behalf because

Even if this wasn't a scam...they admit to laundering money,, the stupid a$$es

 

[Knight]

So when are you going to set up a bogus account ? You have to admit the structure & wording is a whole lot better than what used to be sent.

 

[Judycat]

Because all docs are stand-up guys.

 

[squatting dog]

Me, me, I'm dressed like a turnip. make me your silent partner. I'll be sending all my bank info in the next message.

 

[C'est Moi]

Me, me, I'm dressed like a turnip. make me your silent partner. I'll be sending all my bank info in the next message.

I hope you didn't get bruised from the fall off the truck.

 

[RadishRose]

 

[Trade]

The old Nigerian money scam is back. I haven't seen that one in years. He's a Doctor now huh? Didn't the guy used to be a Prince? Or nephew of a Prince or something like that?

 

[Judycat]

He decided to pursue a professional career. You have to respect him for that.

 

[Sunny]

I just had a robo call left on my voice mail, supposedly from Social Security telling me they had "suspended" my card due to illegal activity, and giving me a number to call. I just put it on "Call Block," of course.

 

[Manatee]

hahaha I had a message left to me on a site a while back from a African lady -she so wanted to be my bestist friend she said '
and loves me very much ' she wanted my address to come to see me -- to be honest I did not know I was that popular lol
but I let it ride ''' phewwwwwww

You should have sent her the address for the state prison.

 

[jujube]

Just in case you'd like to get into the business, here's your invitation to the Nigerian email symposium:

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=...nference.htm&usg=AOvVaw3p2YyOfJ5oqciOTHsVHdOn

 

[C'est Moi]

Just in case you'd like to get into the business, here's your invitation to the Nigerian email symposium:

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=...nference.htm&usg=AOvVaw3p2YyOfJ5oqciOTHsVHdOn

I'm scared to click on that, jujube!!

 

[jujube]

It's just a funny page. Nothing serious.