My Hinny is clean

[Jondalar7]

No, it is not the Charmin! I just used my toilet with a bidet attachment and although the words exciting and fun do not come to mind, it was a refreshing experience. More convenient and the reduced paper is surely going to put less stress on the septic system. Have you tried one yet?

 

[Ruthanne]

I tried one many, many years ago. Can't recall my impression of it now, though.

 

[Jules]

Jondalar7, was the water warmed?

 

[Glowworm]

This thread intrigued me because I wondered how you kept your hinny clean - hinny is a cross between a male horse and female donkey or if it was your girlfriend you were referring to - hinny is a slang term in Newcastle upon Tyne in England for girlfriend

 

[Jondalar7]

Jondalar7, was the water warmed?

No, it can be a chilling experience in the morning!

 

[Jondalar7]

This thread intrigued me because I wondered how you kept your hinny clean - hinny is a cross between a male horse and female donkey or if it was your girlfriend you were referring to - hinny is a slang term in Newcastle upon Tyne in England for girlfriend

Wow, that is interesting. AI see that a hinny is the reciprocal cross to the more common mule that we have here probably because they are bigger and stronger than a hinny. In the states it is a childhood reference to ones buttocks. My reference was to the words of a boy bear in a Charmin toilet paper commercial exclaiming that His hinny is clean. Can someone post that commercial?? that would be fun.

 

[Glowworm]

I realised what it was when I read your first post Jondalar but couldn't resist answering.

You must be a very senior senior, aren't you the guy from the book The Valley of Horses by Jean M Auel?

 

[Jondalar7]

I try to be. I only knapped flint once!
By the way my great grandmother was a Johnson from Sweden. I have written some of her life's story and may post it as I figure this place out.

 

[horseless carriage]

I had a breakthrough today and got in touch with my inner self. That's the last time I buy single ply toilet paper.

 

[Glowworm]

By the way my great grandmother was a Johnson from Sweden. I have written some of her life's story and may post it as I figure this place out.

Interesting. Have you ever researched your Swedish roots? Genealogy is one of my big interests

 

[Ken N Tx]

words of a boy bear in a Charmin toilet paper commercial exclaiming that His hinny is clean

 

[Jondalar7]

Interesting. Have you ever researched your Swedish roots? Genealogy is one of my big interests

No I have not. My sister did but she has not shared the info. Someday I would like to get it from her and attach it to the large portraits I have to pass on to my kids.

 

[Jondalar7]

Thanks for the picture Texas hope you are thawed out.

 

[Pinky]

Bidets are great. Wish we had one.

 

[Glowworm]

No I have not. My sister did but she has not shared the info. Someday I would like to get it from her and attach it to the large portraits I have to pass on to my kids.

If you ever want to try and trace them, I'd be glad to try and help.

 

[win231]

I tried a portable one a few months ago. One advantage is that you get to choose the temperature of the water.
You may be cleaner, but I think it's a myth that you'll use less paper; unless you don't mind staying wet. Whatever paper you save is used to dry off.

 

[Jondalar7]

Bidets are great. Wish we had one.

Mine is a fifty dollar attachment under my toilet seat. It took ten minutes to install it. I have installed others for clients that they paid up to $500 for. At that price the seat warms, the water warms, there is a blow dry and the seat closes when you get up. But I was cautioned to never push button number four!

 

[Glowworm]

The 500 dollar ones sound like the ones I saw in Japan

 

[ProTruckDriver]

I always wondered how do you clean one of these bidets when one goes and they have the "Hershey Squirts" and it gets all over inside the bowl and under the seat?

 

[Jondalar7]

I always wondered how do you clean one of these bidets when one goes and they have the "Hershey Squirts" and it gets all over inside the bowl and under the seat?

Some things should not be shared, so no matter the technology you should grab a brush and cover your tracks.

 

[horseless carriage]

Some things should not be shared, so no matter the technology you should grab a brush and cover your tracks.

A case of: "Flush & brush!"

 

[Keesha]

Mine is a fifty dollar attachment under my toilet seat. It took ten minutes to install it. I have installed others for clients that they paid up to $500 for. At that price the seat warms, the water warms, there is a blow dry and the seat closes when you get up. But I was cautioned to never push button number four!

Unless it dries my *** afterwards I’m not interested.

 

[horseless carriage]

Unless it dries my *** afterwards I’m not interested.

What to do in a power cut.

 

[Sassycakes]

I've had a bidet for over 4 yrs now and I love it. I feel much cleaner than I did with toilet paper. It's the best thing ever invented in my opinion.

 

[Keesha]

Bum is a three letter word also.