My new plan to trap a man... man traps

I'm an older man and can be trapped with a friendly smile, a glass of good wine, and light conversation.
 

Cinnamon scented candles work for me. :eek: And I don't have to do anything but light a wick. Why give a man false hope. Right?
 
Guitarist said:
LOL. That reminds me of a T-shirt I had 20-30 years ago -- it looked like a classified ad and was circled in red:

WANTED: Dangerously handsome man. Must like horses, have money, and look good in jeans. Will train.

Wish I'd bought the mug as well -- it wouldn't have worn out through use!
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You are willing to train then? :D
 
Ameriscot said:
It would work for my hubby except he's really fussy about beer so it's got to be some nice craft beer or IPA. Throw in the remote and he's hooked.
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Oh Annie be careful...some of us have not trapped a man in many moons...don't teach them how to trap yours :D
 
Being a simple man it wouldn't be all that hard to trap me.

Just sit out a comfy recliner.....a six pack of cold beer.....a bag of salted in the shell peanuts.....a stack of old Playboy mags.....a can of Copenhagen dip and a spit cup.....a promise to always clip my toenails for me.....and a pair of really loose fitting boxers (little yellow duckies print) to lounge around in and you could trap and have your way with me to your little hearts content.

Any takers ?
 
IKE said:
Being a simple man it wouldn't be all that hard to trap me.

Just sit out a comfy recliner.....a six pack of cold beer.....a bag of salted in the shell peanuts.....a stack of old Playboy mags.....a can of Copenhagen dip and a spit cup.....a promise to always clip my toenails for me.....and a pair of really loose fitting boxers (little yellow duckies print) to lounge around in and you could trap and have your way with me to your hearts content.

Any takers ?
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IKE you know darn well your wife will think the house is too crowded. We aren't seeking done been trapped game here IKE. We are looking for the elusive hard to catch ones :p

Dad blasted internet... if it were not for that I could catch me a few of those slow moving ones :D
 
BW, walk a dog in the local Petsmart, preferably a hunting dog. Dudes like dogs and ladies who can hunt.

From there it's a short step to a shotgun wedding :D
 
Shalimar said:
Hmmm. Maybe it's just me, but if I have to trap a man, I don't want him. Lolol. I think I have something to offer the right person, right Philly?
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I know you know I'm joking about this....right? ...uhm right? :D
Hell, I'll be single until I die because I only want a man that doesn't want to live together... will never want to get married...will be happy with no sex because I might never feel like I can love someone enough to let my heart go that far again..he must be low energy because I haven't the energy to keep up with a high energy male anymore..

So you see ..what I'd be wanting is NOT out there anywhere :D
 
I'd be happy enough to have a platonic relationship with someone to share 50/50, going out for a meal or a movie or outing now and then. I, like BW, don't want a live-in relationship.
 

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