My second best feature selected by my people just for you!

[Ralphy1]

Yes, the demand was building to see more so we thought that we would get out in front of it. This is my breautiful back for your enjoyment, and especially for those who like a hairy one...

 

[hollydolly]

God help us...if your back was as hairy as that you'd be in the Guinness book of world records

 

[Ameriscot]

Nice back!

 

[Ralphy1]

Yes, it is nice, and ladies love to run their fingers thru my "fur"...

 

[Shalimar]

Inquiring Minds want to know, Ralphy, what exactly is your best feature??

 

[Ralphy1]

You weren't paying attention! I told you that my people and I agreed that my legs were...

 

[Shalimar]

Well, Ralphy, you do go on and on and on.......zzzzzzz.lol.

 

[QuickSilver]

Oh.... those were YOUR legs?

 

[Ralphy1]

And you will swoon when you see my third best feature coming soon!

 

[Shalimar]

Didn't realise you were a Yeti, abominable Ralphy, lol.

 

[Glinda]

Your back is very . . . um . . . er . . . distinctive ​!

 

[Louis]

And you will swoon when you see my third best feature coming soon!

:eek1:

 

[Shalimar]

Ralphy, whatever, it is probably illegal in the bible belt. Yikes!