My Solution To The North Korea Problem

Lon

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Spray the entire country with a SLEEPING GAS that will put all people and animals sound asleep for 24 hours, then all UN and South Korean troops go in and DESTROY all armaments and weapon systems and capture that chubby little despot and hold him for trial.
 

You should tweet Trump with this idea, I'm sure he'll keep it a secret until the military can carry out this plan. :rolleyes:
 
Trump wants to build a wall between the U.S. and Mexico. Has anyone read the Stephen King book, "The Dome"?? Why not erect a dome over North Korea? Kim Jung Un's missiles would bounce off and kill his own people. Leave China a door in to deliver only enough food to keep their people from starving.

Or, as Lon suggested, spray a mist over DPRK that would render every male citizen sterile. In fact... impotent. Pretty soon, with no new births, the citizenry would begin dying out. Of course, with the frustration of zero sex since an entire nation of males were impotent, we might have sufficient footage for a hilarious new reality tv program.
 
Whether you put them to sleep first or not, that is still an invasion, and China might have something to say about it.

Far better to use a gas that kills everybody over the age of five, and let the UN guide the country along a path of civilised development.
 
How about spraying marijuana smoke over the entire country... When they become mellow and peace and love abound.. we could carpet the entire country with Doritos to keep them busy.. could work....
 
...Nah...Wouldn`t work. Too many strategic problems. They would never be able to find any of their armaments, or weapons systems for one thing. At least, not in the time frame suggested. They would have them all cleverly stashed away in various carefully chosen subterranean vaults, or whatever. As for all the other possible solutions, drop as much as one, single dorito on to them...and they would be screaming human rights abuse...!!
 
...Nah...Wouldn`t work. Too many strategic problems. They would never be able to find any of their armaments, or weapons systems for one thing. At least, not in the time frame suggested. They would have them all cleverly stashed away in various carefully chosen subterranean vaults, or whatever. As for all the other possible solutions, drop as much as one, single dorito on to them...and they would be screaming human rights abuse...!!

because we all know the North Korean people don't have a clue about human rights abuse
 
What North Korean problem?

I consider North Korea to be as much of a threat to the United States as a 3 lbs. Chihuahua is to an 800 lbs. Grizzly bear.
 
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jujube, LOL! Yeah, send Rodman! Reminds me of the old comic book cartoons of "Mutt And Jeff." Through thick and thin, the tall guy and the short guy always ended up solving problems--didn't they?
 
I can picture the sleeping gas drifting just beyond North Korea's borders where UN and South Korean troops are waiting for the N. Koreans to fall asleep & end up being hit by a little snooze themselves. So I guess which side wakes up first would have the advantage. Unless the UN & S. Korean troops drank a lot of coffee ahead of time. :playful:
 


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