Mysterious seeds are being sent to Americans, possibly from China

[jerry old]

nyet, nyet, is all fake news, Lenin and the boys warned me about us.
I'm getting confused, is I a Russian or redneck, a Russian redneck?
Mostly just confused, mostly my own self.

 

[jerry old]

I think you have received erroneous information. My informant states a certain group is involved in buy all the running and non-running Ford Pintos. I will leave it to your piercing analysis to determine why they want one of America's finest exploding automobile.

 

[FastTrax]

nyet, nyet, is all fake news, Lenin and the boys warned me about us.
I'm getting confused, is I a Russian or redneck, a Russian redneck?
Mostly just confused, mostly my own self.

Confusion comes with age or the total consumption of beer over time so let's analyze this other dilemma. What's the difference between a Russian and a redneck? 6,000 miles. Okay now what's the difference between a redneck and a cajun?

The Ford Pintos had about 200 horsepower but the Yugo only had 2 manpower and conscripts were pretty much scarce, you know babysitting the Satan ICBM's.

I have the proof.



C.I.A. Yugo bashing disinformation campaign.

 

[Camper6]

And where would we read or see that information?

https://www.sun-sentinel.com/busine...0200803-defmd2mh2navbfvnd3bnh7hvlu-story.html

Despite rumors that they could be agents of bioterrorism, it turns out they’re, well, run-of-the-mill seeds.
Mustard, cabbage, morning glory, mint, sage, rosemary, lavender, hibiscus, and rose were among the varieties identified by the USDA’s Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service.

 

[jerry old]

Camp why you say that, we all know their dragon seeds, or some seeds, once planted
will sprout millions of Chinamen.

 

[Camper6]

Here's my understanding of the situation.

I even see it on the Internet. They offer free stuff and if you take it, they then quote you as a favourable reviewer.

There is one Chiinese marketer that does that.

 

[Linda]

It happened to me about 3 weeks ago only instead of seeds I got this pad thingie. No, paperwork with it at all. It came through a company (a warehouse) in California that is owned by a Chinese company. We threw it away. I was concerned about what it was, why did they send it and was there anything in the fuzzy hairy part that might harm me?

 

[Ferocious]

Instluction fo' pranting seeds.

Prant in 3 inch lows, 1 inch deep.

Give prants prenty of watah

Prants glow velly big quick, so prant about 4 mile flom house.

 

[Aunt Bea]

This thread made me think of kudzu "the vine that ate the South".

Kudzu is an invasive plant from Japan that was introduced to America at the 1876 Centennial Exposition in Philadelphia.

Kudzu has been touted as an ornamental shade plant, high protein cattle feed, and an effective measure against soil erosion.

 

[Camper6]

Instluction fo' pranting seeds.

Prant in 3 inch lows, 1 inch deep.

Give prants prenty of watah

Prants glow velly big quick, so prant about 4 mile flom house.

And then be prepare for "supplies" for Cripes sakes out loud.

 

[jerry old]

This is a serious topic treated with humor.
That is probably the best way, given the chaotic state were currently 'enjoying.'

 

[FastTrax]

 

[FastTrax]

Camp why you say that, we all know their dragon seeds, or some seeds, once planted
will sprout millions of Chinamen.

That's why David Bowie was assassinated

If you play this song backwards it reveals the whole plan

Not Chinamen, Chinawomen. That's the word at Langley leastways

 

[Ferocious]

Instluction fo' pranting seeds.

Prant in 3 inch lows, 1 inch deep.

Give prants prenty of watah

Prants glow velly big quick, so prant about 4 mile flom house.

Prease, prease, prease, don' come clying to us if prants glow to big, lead instluctions ploperry!!!

 

[Invictus]

Don’t get them wet.

 

[OneEyedDiva]

Those are some big seeds! Here's what grew when a man planted them.
https://nypost.com/2020/08/04/heres-what-happened-when-man-planted-mystery-seeds-from-china/

 

[FastTrax]

Those are some big seeds! Here's what grew when a man planted them.
https://nypost.com/2020/08/04/heres-what-happened-when-man-planted-mystery-seeds-from-china/

 

[Pappy]

This morning news said people are now getting pills with Chinese writing on them. God, I hope no ones stupid enough to take these internally.

 

[FastTrax]

This morning news said people are now getting pills with Chinese writing on them. God, I hope no ones stupid enough to take these internally.

www.time.com/5721720/china-fentanyl-convictions/

 

[Camper6]

Those are some big seeds! Here's what grew when a man planted them.
https://nypost.com/2020/08/04/heres-what-happened-when-man-planted-mystery-seeds-from-china/

Here's what happened when I clicked on that link .
It crashed my computer and my telephone rang. ☎

 

[OneEyedDiva]

Here's what happened when I clicked on that link .
It crashed my computer and my telephone rang. ☎

No sir!!!!!

 

[OneEyedDiva]

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