Hmm. All of a sudden, we here in Texas and other border areas have a big emergency worth sending in troops. Wondering why? Maybe because it's an election year? Or to distract people from what's going on in that other place...Washington, D. C.?
Linda, you (and others) will enjoy this. Every Sunday, the Washington Post has a very funny contest, where readers send in items. Today's contest featured 5-line original poetry.
If this issue is not familiar to everyone, there has been a big controversy over the name of our local football team, the Washington Redskins. Some people find the name offensive; others think the whole controversy is ridiculous. Here's the poem that absolutely cracked me up:
The Washington Redskins
By Connie Dobber
The Washington Redskins name's offensive,
Rude, repugnant and rancor-intensive,
Reminding us of something disgraceful.
Get a moniker less distasteful:
Call them the Mid-Atlantic Redskins.