I've watched every episode of "Fear Thy Neighbors," so I would say nothing, no matter how sweetly.
However, I would not be happy about it.
As I sit here now at my computer, I look out over our street. Nice houses with pretty green lawns and decorative shrubs and flowers.
Every house has an attached three car garage and there are no more than two adults in any of the houses except our family of three adults.
So why do they all have to fill their driveways with trucks and cars and park overflow vehicles onto the street? Why am I looking at over turned garbage bins in front of four of the houses, when the weekly pick-up was 5 days ago? Why are the squirrel-nibbled jack o' lanterns still out?
Soon the inflatable Santas will make an appearance, and, after the first few days, will be lying like murder victims all over the yards.