The
last Christmas tree we had in Ohio was our
first artificial one. It was a perfect replica of a short needle pine, right down to the individual needles. Prettier when decorated than any tree I've seen since, missing only the smell. I still remember the day we bought it. I was a teenager.
Tree buying was one of the occasions when my father had to come along. I'm pretty sure my enthusiasm about the tree, on display, was why it was bought. He was the one who was willing to occasionally waste money just for the fun of it. Shopping trips with my mother were no fun because I would always hear something like, "Do you know how many hours your father would have to work to pay for this!" I didn't know, but was expected to have visions of him working well past retirement because of me. This is probably why I remember the prices of
everything.
That tree cost $40---a
lot of money back in the early 60's. Inflation calculator says $325 today. But it paid off. We put it up for many years after that and didn't have to go shopping for one again. My father retired on time. Lifetime guilt trip avoided.
I inherited that tree when I bought my house. It is still in the basement. Put it up only one year, when I had my first cat. She was not impressed. Christmas vacation was always a time when I was trying to catch up with work, and then took off to Florida to visit. Why decorate indoors, then leave and not come back until after New Years, only to have the job of taking everything down waiting for me as soon as I got home, then back to work.
After my parents moved here from Florida, for the first time in my life I could spend Christmas at my own place, but by then I was close to 50 years old, and forever out of the mood for tree decoration, especially a tree from scratch. I'm not knocking Christmas trees at all. They are beautiful, and almost a must if you have children or grandchildren.
One year, way back in the 80's, I put a string of Christmas lights all around the edges and columns of the front porch. It was just simple rectangles, but it came out looking really nice. Neighbors commented about how good it was to have someone in the neighborhood decorate. No one on our street has ever decorated outdoors, except maybe to dangle one string of white lights in a carport. I bought more lights right after that Christmas (half price

), thinking I would do an even better job next year, but I never got around to it.
I've still got all those lights, and they all still work, so I'm contemplating decorating the porch again. I thought about it last year too, and it didn't happen. Someone
should spread a little Christmas cheer in the neighborhood.
The new screen on the porch may pose a problem. Don't want to involve ladders. If it doesn't happen by the 18th, it won't happen. And if I keep thinking about how to do it long enough, the 18th will pass by and the problem will be solved. If I put it down here in writing, the odds are more likely, but still pretty slim. Oh well. Merry Christmas.