New truck new truck lalalalala

BlunderWoman

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Yay goodie gum drops. My ex just called me he said " Why don't you ever call?" I said " Dunno dude. We're divorced. I have a dog. It's complicated." He says " Look I bought you a new truck and parked it outside J..'s ( our daughter) house. She has the keys. Need anything?" I tell him " That's awesome. Thanks! Nope don't need anything I'm fine. Thanks for calling I gotta go."

New truck..new truck whoopee...
 

That's great congrats! What kind, what color??
Thanks! You know I have no idea because I didn't ask him. I just wanted off the phone. To tell you the truth I'm not good at 'vehicle' stuff anyway. I used to never know the make and models of my cars. Once my son brought his friend over and told his friend " Watch this. Mom what kind of truck do you drive?" I said " It's white." He said " Yeah , but what kind of truck is it?" I said " I don't know smart butt. It's white." He and his friend laughed & he said " Mom it's a Chevey 150". That is the only make of vehicle I remember driving because my son kept making me say it LOL. I was never really into cars, I just care if they run well :)
 
Awesome BW, let's go get drunk/stoned/overly fed, any and all hedonistic indulgences that may appeal to you! Lol.

Sure let's hit the sports bars. I know a really good one. I'm having tequila shooters. What are you having? Let me just go buy a large bottle of aspirin and some bottles of pedialyte :D
 
“early one morning before the sun did shine, pa drove home anew pickup truck and oh did she shine…..told me son down those gravel roads don’t you drive noneto fast….may seem smooth at first but that truck just will not last…..” BlackOak Arkansas
 
I've got two ex's and neither would buy me anything. And vice versa.

Ex #1 did buy me a new computer back in '07, and we exchange birthday and Xmas presents.
Ex #2 constantly harassed me to give back the measly $15,000.00 he had to pay me to cover my shipping costs (in comparison to what I spent over 7 yrs) so he could buy a secondhand ute for himself. He could squeeze blood from a 5 cent piece. You've heard those "he was so stingy" jokes .. well, they're about him.

BW, where are you? Tell us about your new truck. How's it handling?
 
Blunder, did he buy you the truck over guilt for cheating on you?
 


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