New UFO Identifier

Roswell, NM. Another weather balloon? Hmmm.
A lot of folks are seeing these ufos. Are they all crazy?
Back in the nineties, I saw something on my way to work at about 11pm. Huge dark shape that I couldn't identify. No sound and flew right overhead. I thought it might have been a blimp, but no noise and do they even fly at night?
Well, thats my story and I'm sticking to it.

( Is that Slim Whitman singing in the background?)
 
Actually saw the file on Operation Blue Book that said, "The United States Air Force has determined UFOs do not exist."! Naturally, I changed it to "UFOs have determined The United States Air Force does not exist."!!!
 
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