Newly discovered mutant powers

BlunderWoman

BlunderWoman

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X-Men

You have just discovered you are a mutant with a special mutant power . Like the X- men. What is your special power? ( not several powers or combined powers- ONE power)

My mutant power is that I can make anyone tell the truth by concentrating on them. (I thought about a healing power but decided that would make me lose my mind and I'd never sleep. )
 

Cyclops, I can lift my glasses and roast people right there. You have a "Choose Life" bumper sticker in front of me? WHHHHEEEP...well so much for you.
 
I like where you're going, Fur, but I'd only blast the ones that have a "Choose Life" sticker and have their children bouncing around the car, not buckled in. Amazes me that "choose life" doesn't apply to keeping your own children safe. Off soapbox.

No, I'd be "Anthonia the Finder". I'd have the power, like St. Anthony, to find lost items. People would line up outside my door for me to tell them where they left their last set of car keys or where they hid the Christmas presents they bought last January and secreted away. I could also help people find their lost humanity or the misplaced sense to realize that not everybody in the world wants to see pictures and videos of their naked bodies (I'd have a special Kardashian rate for that).
 

I already have my mutant power. Its known as the curse of Cassandra. Not a prophet. I do see things coming long before other people, but no one ever listens to me. :yoda:
 
jujube said:
I like where you're going, Fur, but I'd only blast the ones that have a "Choose Life" sticker and have their children bouncing around the car, not buckled in. Amazes me that "choose life" doesn't apply to keeping your own children safe. Off soapbox.

No, I'd be "Anthonia the Finder". I'd have the power, like St. Anthony, to find lost items. People would line up outside my door for me to tell them where they left their last set of car keys or where they hid the Christmas presents they bought last January and secreted away. I could also help people find their lost humanity or the misplaced sense to realize that not everybody in the world wants to see pictures and videos of their naked bodies (I'd have a special Kardashian rate for that).
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Sign me up, but expect to be busy!
 
You young sprouts do, but us old twigs spend more time looking in the rear view mirror than out the windshield...
 
jujube said:
OK, I changed my mind.......I'd become a Biblical super-hero with the power to change water to wine. Think how much money I'd save and how popular I'd be at parties and cook-outs. I could probably change water to beer, too, and lemonade to margaritas.
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And you wouldn't have to change your monogram.
 
I would be EraserMan!

I would have the power to erase blackboards at schools.

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and, um, whiteboards.

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Because ... uh ... they NEED to be erased ... see ... and ...






Damn, I'm bad at this, aren't I?
 
jujube said:
OK, I changed my mind.......I'd become a Biblical super-hero with the power to change water to wine. Think how much money I'd save and how popular I'd be at parties and cook-outs. I could probably change water to beer, too, and lemonade to margaritas.
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You got my vote!!
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