No appetite.

MrJim

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A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon &
eggs, toast and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"

He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this
******," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something." How about a bowl of
soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?" He declines. "The ******," he
says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat." Would you like a
juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie
chicken or tasty stir fry?" He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to
be the ******. I'm still not hungry."

"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."
 
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