Future HOA Rules:
HOA's will build their units on a site that's been blanketed by a slab of concrete... hence keeping insect sound levels down at night so everyone can get their beauty sleep. i.e. Crickets sounding, ants crawling, etc. Rest assured (pardon the pun) they'll be no more of that.
In addition to, HOA compounds will offer NO grass, and NO trees, because heaven forbid a few leaves dropping and sullying the image of homeowners properties, plus, no one will have to suffer through the songs that birds sing through the day.
Vehicles will NOT be permitted past the security gates of the HOA compound due to exhaust fumes possibly contaminating the air that homeowners breathe.
NO smoking allowed! Not inside, not outside.
Glass bottles are prohibited due to the loud and obnoxious clanking noise they produce when transporting them to and from residences in plastic shopping/grocery bags.
Talking will NOT be permitted outside of ones home, as louder than average voices tend to carry through the airwaves, disrupting the afternoon napping patterns of elderly homeowners.
When windows and doors are open in residences in the HOA compound, sounds of televisions, quiet music, and/or any other sound producing practices or activities is strictly prohibited. i.e. No blenders, coffeemakers, food processors, hair blow-dryers, the rattling of house/car keys, the closing of refrigerator and oven doors, the on and off flipping action (sound) of wall switches, etc.
Last but not least, hard-soled footwear is absolutely prohibited from being worn outside of homeowners residences, account the loud and obnoxious clicking and tapping sound hard-soled footwear produces on concrete surfaces. To circumvent this, footwear is to be removed before exiting ones residence, leaving stocking or bare feet, then once homeowners are outside the compound gates, outer footwear can then be reapplied and worn.
Any additional sounds and noise coming from the distance (blocks away, even miles away, including air traffic) is to be reported and written up immediately, and authorities contacted. i.e. Police, HOA property managers, etc.
