Not In My Living Room ...

[Sassycakes]

Foxes

G

 

[Sylkkiss]

Frozen Feet

G

 

[Sylkkiss]

Oops didn't see Foxes so ... G

Gooofy grapes

H

 

[Kaila]

Hairy monster

I

 

[Sparky]

Iffy Monkey

J

 

[Tish]

Jumping Jackrabbits

K

 

[Kaila]

Keels from large old ships, loaded with old dried barnacles and seaweed.

L

 

[Sparky]

Llama Deposits

M

 

[Tish]

Mooing cows

N

 

[Kaila]

Near-sighted dinosaurs

O

 

[Sparky]

Old octopus legs

P

 

[Kaila]

Pestering Poly-venomous Prognosticators

(Call a specialized removal service, if you see any; they replicate quickly! )

Q

 

[Tish]

Queens ruling.

 

[Kaila]

Roly-Poly toys that Senior Slip on!

S

 

[Sylkkiss]

Spiders on webs

T

 

[Kaila]

^^^It's the walking into those giant webs that's more annoying, in the living room, than the spiders themselves.
Right, @Sylkkiss ?

 

[Kaila]

T
Teetering staircases and Towering bookshelves

U

 

[Sparky]

Unicorn Impersonators

V

 

[Kaila]

Virtual volcanos

W

 

[Tish]

Water Sprinkler

X/Y

 

[Sparky]

Yodelers yodeling while eating yogurt

Z/A

 

[Tish]

Zebras Frolicking

A

 

[Sparky]

Alpaca Accident

B

 

[Kaila]

Brides and Bridesmaids, Rehearsals

C

 

[Granny B.]

Cops

D