Oh, God! Why are you reading this?

It's easier if you shave the roots off when you get up! ..... :ROFLMAO:
Reminds me of the Tree, Elephant pushed over and re-rooted on its side.
It's healthy to roll in your sleep, but the mate might take it unkindly with an elbow to the ribs. ....haha.....
Start out your journey on a Singles Only Bed, learn as you go, no pain from broken rib that a way!
 
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Yesterday. I got out of bed.
Today, started off bad. The rack in my dishwasher was almost full, and the rack fell off the track. Why in the hell do dishwasher makers make a track so easy to fall off? Then I got my order from Walmart. I ordered and paid for 4 bottles of Purell, but they sent 1. Trying to get through Walmart's automated complaint system. :mad: Then the lousy #@&5#2s want me to rate their performance????????
 
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I figured out how to get around that Elf-on-a-shelf snitch. I promised him I get him a date with a Barbie if he kept his mouth shut.
Tuesday is definitely diet start day.
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Looking forward to following your diary entries, Fuzz. (If I shouldn't call you that, please speak up... I have a habit of coming up with nicknames for people!) I'm totally ready to get over the "holiday eating mindset" tomorrow, too... I would have done it today but... uh.... I had a piece of leftover cake for breakfast, so no need to sabotage myself from the first hour. 🤷‍♀️
 
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Looking forward to following your diary entries, Fuzz. (If I shouldn't call you that, please speak up... I have a habit of coming up with nicknames for people!) I'm totally ready to get over the "holiday eating mindset" tomorrow, too... I would have done it today but... uh.... I had a piece of leftover cake for breakfast, so no need to sabotage myself from the first hour. 🤷‍♀️
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Thank you for your kindness. And "Fuzz" is one of the nicer names I've been called.
 
Still trying to get Walmart to get my order right. Getting through the automated complaint menu is exasperating. Surprisingly there's no "We screwed up" option. It should be #1.
Thinking about my Elf-on-the shelf snitch. He doesn't have much of a job. There ain't that much difference between me and a monk.
 
I have to use catheters. They come in a big carton. I ordered them on Saturday. They will come on Wednesday. So, it will rain on Wed. Somehow having a dry, not soggy cardboard box, offends the weather god.
 
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I have to use catheters. They come in a big carton. I ordered them on Saturday. They will come on Wednesday. So, it will rain on Wed. Somehow having a dry, not soggy cardboard box, offends the weather god.
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Sure hope that order isn't from Walmart after the trouble you just had with them... (and yes, they sell 'em... I just checked before I made a [bigger] fool of myself. 🤭 Oh, and your diary inspired me to start one of my own, so I did that this morning! I think I'll enjoy doing it.
 
I use a local distributer of medical supplies. I found out that Walmart, Amazon etc., when it comes to strange, not widely used products, will outsource to third party companies- like Joe's.com. My purell comes from some place, I think the name is, HappyAces.com.
 
Suppose to get my delivery today. Of course, it's raining. The first thing that popped up on my computer was who died in 2023. I didn't, so that's kind of important to me. To be honest a 1940s D list actress, who was 96, her death wasn't much of a shock. I decided I didn't like "2023"- it doesn't sound nice. 2024 sounds better. I can't help thinking how the 2020s will sound old for the new borns, like the 1920s did for me.
 
I kept checking my deck to see if the UPS guy dropped off my catheters- of course it's pouring outside. By 5:30, no UPS guy. He doesn't come after 5. At 6:00, I went to put out some trash, and the UPS guy must have snuck up, because there was a soaked box on my deck. UPS keeps its record of delivering items only when it's raining.
And I'm definitely starting my diet- maybe tomorrow.
 
No big plans for today. I'll go food shopping this evening. Not many disabled shopping then, so I'll be able to get an electric cart. I'll try Walmart returns again. I had to wait to try again. The urge to strangle somebody is slowly going away. Turned my 16 speaker system on-loud. I play a mean "air" guitar. And I sing great when I use an "air" mike.
 
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This sounds dumb. I heard that a 'year' has only 1 birthday- Jan. 1. For some reason I felt sad for the year. 2023 was an OK year, it wasn't the year's fault people were killing each other. When you think about it, a year is a very short time, but a lot happens during it.
 
I've been screwing around with my diet, shoving lots of carbs down my diabetic throat. I should take advantage of this day, and end my evil ways. hopefully, tomorrow I'll stat my diet, and I'll go to bed at the same time each night-11PM. I'm a night person. Each minute past 11PM makes me wider awake. Then I'm up till 2-3.
 
I bought this Surface tablet which I'm now using, as a backup of my bid desktop. It sucks. I got an email from Microsoft asking for MY opinion on the tablet. Thank you, Jesus ;). They didn't have any options that said "it sucks", but I tried to come close. The damn thing seizes up all the time. All I can use it for is Senior Forum, and even then it's pretty worthless. It felt good to vent. Probaably no human will ever read it.
 

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