Sometimes age does not bring wisdom
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I'm living proof of that. My 68-year-old outer hag is often led astray by my 12-year-old inner child.
"HEY, LET'S DO THAT! IT'LL BE FUNNNNNNN!"
Unfortunately, the outer hag has to pay the piper and the tab is usually very high.
Sometimes age does not bring wisdom![]()
I'm living proof of that. My 68-year-old outer hag is often led astray by my 12-year-old inner child.
"HEY, LET'S DO THAT! IT'LL BE FUNNNNNNN!"
Unfortunately, the outer hag has to pay the piper and the tab is usually very high.
Your an honest man Jube .![]()
Thanks, but usually I consider myself an honest woman. At least last time I looked, I was....
Ain't it great to be old at times?No one believes seniors . . . Everyone thinks they are senile.
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Jerry had carved I love you, Sally.
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money - fifty thousand dollars!
Jerry said, We've got to give it back.
Sally said, Finders keepers. She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.
The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door. Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?
Sally said, No.
Jerry said, She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic.
Sally said, Don't believe him, he’s getting senile
The agents turned to Jerry and began to question him.
One said: Tell us the story from the beginning.
Jerry said, Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ......
The first police officer turned to his partner and said, Were outta here!
Ain't it great to be old at times?
Oh! So true, so true indeed!
Can anyone tell me what they are? I have absolutely no idea whatsoever.