On the lighter side but of extreme interest

[Ralphy1]

If we are all invited I'll bring my harmonica and my Norelco rotary shaver...

 

[SifuPhil]

I'll bring my mouth-harp and my antique double-blade razor ...

 

[AZ Jim]

I'll bring my three legged trick poodle and nude dancing brown bear and a case of Gatorade! Shall I bring my collection of 78's featuring your idol and my obsession, Rudy Vallee?

 

[SifuPhil]

Winchester cathedral, a-ro-dee-do-do!

You win the Internet for today!

 

[AZ Jim]

If we are all invited I'll bring my harmonica and my Norelco rotary shaver...

Bring whatever you want but Phil and I are gonna hold ya down and take a pic so we can let all your lady friends know what they have been missing.

 

[SifuPhil]