Here's my favorite troll, The Freemont Troll under the bridge. He's holding an actual VW bug in his left hand and his eye is a hubcap. One of the major tourist attractions in the Seattle area and I have to go visit him every time I'm there. He's nice to everyone....well, maybe except for the VW.
Only you could come up with this, LOL, I'm pretty sure I've met that guy?? Maybe it was on one of those dating forums, LOL!! I mean, I never forget a hubcap