Oysters

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truespock

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Now I am not a seafood fan,
Whether stuck on a hook or out of a can.
I don't like tuna, bass or cod,
There is no fish oil in my bod.

I'm a steak-only guy as I hide in my cloister,
And first on my list of distain is the oyster.
They're slimy and slick and you must crack 'em open
Then in for a small bite of meat you go gropin'.

You've got to eat dozens to make up a meal,
They're so greasy and bland I can't see the appeal.
So I've only one question for oyster-mad churls,
Is that REALLY the place where they hide all the pearls?
 
Shalimar said:
Peter, I found a small pearl once. If you don't like fish, then how can you appreciate hybrids like me? Sad, so sad. Slow tears run down her little face.
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Ah, but you must read more carefully, charming one. I never said I don't LIKE fish. I said I don't EAT them. This actually seems to me to be potentially a GOOD thing for you. Now, dry your tears and let's go get a virtual hamburger!
 
Safe with you, Peter? I doubt it! And even if I were, you are always at risk with a dark-eyed shape shifting woman-feline-mermaid who plotted for years to break through Spock's logic to the unbridled passion that lurked within ....cue spooky Star Trek music, and a close up of a deliciously brooding Spocky. Sigh.
 
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