Oh, yeah, there was a fistfight i saw in the parking lot of a popular swimmin' hole in the mountains a couple of summers ago.
Very small parking lot, so you had to get there early. Bubba-Joe was trying to save a place for friends by putting his cooler, chairs, and himself in the spot. Jim-Bob showed up and attempted to park there. An argument started and Jim-Bob just drove his big pick-em-up right over Bubba-Joe's chairs and almost Bubba-Joe.
Well, the fists flew. Bubba-Joe's friends showed up and the fight went into second gear. It was definitely a raree of the first quality.
Somebody must have called the ranger station, which was only about a half mile down the road, 'cause the rangers showed up and kicked the whole kit-and-kaboodle out of the park. I'm sure round three was continued at the redneck bar that was just outside the entrance of the park.
Moral of the story: don't mess with a redneck and his parkin' spot.