Driving from Lake Tahoe to Chicago my sister, grand daughter and niece were tired.
Sister said, just pull into a rest stop and catch a nap, I'll wake you in 2 hrs and then sleep while you drive.
I was woken by sister whispering and squeezing my hand, "Look out the front of the car Sis, look but don't move"
It was a guy standing in front of our car, ummm pleasuring himself.
I reached over turned on the car and headlights and got out of there before the kids saw anything.
5 miles down the road sister says "Well hell sis, there's nothing out here, maybe that's what he does
on a Sat, night?"
I couldn't help it I busy out laughing, couldn't stop laughing. We never slept in a rest stop again.