Pig Riddle

What wouldn't the sick pig go to the vet?
Prolly s/be......Why wouldn't the sick pig go to the vet?



My stab at it;

She didn't wanna get shot

She jus' didn't have the stomach for it

She was quite content with her fun little bulimic romps

Last time he called her a.....well.....you know what
 
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Y'know, I was in the shower this morn
....and it struck me
'didn't wanna be cured!'
(head slap)

wife thought I'd gone 'round the bend

I hurriedly dried off and sat at my laptop
nekid

and there was @Mizmo's post


hahaha.. great minds think alike Gary O. but I was fully clothed....
Actually my first idea was...coz he did not want to be a ham...then I thought well, he has to be cured first !
 
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