Police receive emergency call reporting loud snoring

So true jujube, I ended up moving into my daughters old room. Now I can read until all hours of the night and the hubby has no more bruised ribs from me poking him. Well, more like a lethal jab.
I think he is happy also knowing he will live a little longer.
 

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If I can get to sleep, the snoring doesn't really bother me. But if I'm lying there, tossing and turning, the snoring is like a dental drill, working away at my last nerve.

Now, I'll admit that I snore, too, but he says that my snoring doesn't bother him. He's one of those people who fall asleep immediately and can go back to sleep right away after being awakened. I hate him.....I really do.
 
Back in the late 1960s, I was going with Sue. Her mom snored. We are not talking about a little snort. She rattled windows. Seriously, Sue and I would come from a walk in the park. As soon as we turned onto her street, you could hear her mother. They couldn't open the mother's bedroom window, because the neighbors complained. Even with the windows shut, you could hear her. Like I said from several houses away. For the entire marriage, her husband slept on the couch-he just couldn't get any sleep otherwise. I couldn't understand how Sue got any sleep. When I first met Sue, she said her mother snored-really loud. Well, how bad could she be? I remember the first time we walked down Sue's street, and I heard her mother. Sue was embarrassed. I never heard anything like that since.
 
I remember watching a story on TV that somewhere, maybe Tennessee, this woman took a lover. Her and her husband slept in different bedrooms. So, one night, the husband heard this unfamiliar noise coming from his wife's bedroom, so he decided to investigate and found that his wife hid her lover in her bedroom closet and he was snoring.

He told the two of them that he was taking the dog for a walk and when he got back, the man better be gone. When he came back home, she beckoned him into the kitchen where she was waiting on him. She knocked him out with the butt end of a rifle and then put a plastic bag over his head and tied it. After the cops investigated, they arrested the two of them. Both received life sentences. I think this happened in Nashville.
 

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