Porch Pirate revenge

I'm reminded of Chris Hansen/Dateline "To catch a predator".

They should do a TV show "To catch a porch pirate". Seriously; it would be a blast!
 

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Porch pirates? I never heard of such a thing.
I thought you meant cheeky birds stealing milk from bottles left on the doorstep.

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In this video the first is a porch pirate, but others are various thieves/shoplifters getting caught red-handed. WARNING: profanity.
Smh @ woman in blue dress and guy who stole a LOT of meat.

 
Guy wearing tan pants.... I can't see/figure out what he git caught stealing. Looks like a bunch of tubes of something. : confused:
Anyone know?

btw that guy talking to woman in blue dress... I like to have him on my side. :lofl:
 
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It's time to watch out for porch pirates, so I'm bringing this up again.

Look at the video in post #7. :laugh: (Warning: profanity)
 
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I have also see YT videos of political signs being boobie-trapped. Trump signs were especially popular being booby-trapped.
 
I'm glad the nanny got the thief arrested in that video, but I agree, it's lucky she wasn't armed. Probably in this day and age, it's wiser to just let them go, and call the police, describing the car.
 
In this pc day and age, I would not be surprised if, when a porch pirate got hurt from a rigged package, the owner of the package was arrested, fined and put in jail. Be careful with the revenge you may seek. Since every company that sends you merchandise will replace the same if you don't receive it, for just about any reason, the rigged packages make little sense.
 
treeguy64 said:
In this pc day and age, I would not be surprised if, when a porch pirate got hurt from a rigged package, the owner of the package was arrested, fined and put in jail. Be careful with the revenge you may seek. Since every company that sends you merchandise will replace the same if you don't receive it, for just about any reason, the rigged packages make little sense.
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911. What is your emergency?
Someone put cat or dog poop in a box and I find it offensive and stinky.
Excuse me? Did they give you the box?
Well, no, I stole it off their porch steps. They also rigged one of the packages to make a loud BANG noise (like a gun) when i opened it as I drove away after stealing it. Scared the crap out of me. :cry:
 
applecruncher said:
911. What is your emergency?
Someone put cat or dog poop in a box and I find it offensive and stinky.
Excuse me? Did they give you the box?
Well, no, I stole it off their porch steps. They also rigged one of the packages to make a loud BANG noise (like a gun) when i opened it as I drove away after stealing it. Scared the crap out of me. :cry:
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:lol:
 

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