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[jerry old]

“Everyone always wants to know how you can tell when it's true love, and the answer is this:
"when the pain doesn't fade and the scars don't heal, and it's too damned late.” ―
Jonathan Tropper, The Book of Joe t

 

[RadishRose]

Radish Rose's famous Halloween-gory-hand-meatloaf, posted every year in case anyone forgot it!

 

[Ken N Tx]

 

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[RubyK]

 

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[RubyK]

This is a Russian restaurant.

 

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[mike4lorie]

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.

Phyllis Diller​

 

[mike4lorie]

The reason the golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

-Phyllis Diller​

 

[mike4lorie]

I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'

-Phyllis Diller​

 

[mike4lorie]

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.

-Phyllis Diller​

 

[mike4lorie]

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.

-Phyllis Diller​