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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. - The New Mexico city of Albuquerque has sent an unpaid bill for former President Donald Trump’s reelection campaign to a debt collection agency, officials said.

The $211,175.94 bill stems from a rally held in 2019 by Trump’s reelection campaign in the nearby city of Rio Rancho. According to the Albuquerque Journal, Trump stayed overnight in Albuquerque while in the area for the Sept. 16 rally, forcing the city to shut down city hall and other parts of downtown.

don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but their coming home to roost🤪
 
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So much for equality of the sexes🤪

Last night was watching travelog on Japan
Clips on Sumo Wrestlers, watched the far quiver as they collided.:confused:

(Info, a professional Sumo Wrestler has to consume 8000 calories to maintain his weight)

Seems the young ladies in Japan wish to be involved in Sumo Wrestling.
Sooooo, one of the university is offering coed classes in Sumo.
The ladies are out there attempting to become massively fat, so they too can load up enough fat where they can
quiver and shake the flesh, just like the big boys:(
 
Yes, winner of Kentucky Derby taken in for drug testing.🏇

Drugs have been in the animal world for some time; but they need humans as fronts-it started with a female drug dealer: "Della the Dealer and a Dog named Blue"🐩🐶Arf, Arf
(Hoyt Axton warned us about this)

Can't seem to help myself-got so involved in reviewing lyrics with song, feel i should share them 😖

(One thing, the dog's name was changed from Jake to Blue)




It was Della and a dealer and a dog named Jake,
And a cat named Kalamazoo,
Left the city in a pick-up truck.
Gonna make some dreams come true.
Yeah, they rolled out west where the wild sun sets,
And the coyote bays at the moon.
Della and a dealer and a dog named Jake,
And a cat named Kalamazoo.

If that cat could talk, what tales he'd tell,
About Della and the Dealer and the dog as well.
But the cat was cool,
And he never said a mumblin' word.

Down Tucson way there's a small cafe,
Where they play a little cowboy tune.
And the guitar picker was a friend of mine,
By the name of Randy Boone.

Yeah, Randy played her a sweet love song,
And Della got a fire in her eye.
The Dealer had a knife and the dog had a gun,
And the cat had a shot of rye.

If that cat could talk, what tales he'd tell,
About Della and the Dealer and the dog as well.
But the cat was cool,
And he never said a mumblin' word.

Yeah, the Dealer was a killer; he was evil and mean,
And he was jealous of the fire in her eyes.
He snorted his coke through a century note,
And he swore that Boone would die.

And the stage was set when the lights went out,
There was death in Tucson town.
Two shadows ran for the bar back door,
But one stayed on the ground.

If that cat could talk, what tales he'd tell,
About Della and the Dealer and the dog as well.
But the cat was cool,
And he never said a mumblin' word.

If that cat could talk, what tales he'd tell,
About Della and the Dealer and the dog as well.
But the cat was cool,
And he never said a mumblin' word.

Two shadows ran from the bar that night,
And a dog and a cat ran too.
And the tires got hot on the pickup truck,
As down the road they flew.

It was Della and her lover and a dog named Jake,
And a cat named Kalamazoo.
Left Tucson in a pickup truck.
Gonna make some dreams come true.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

If that cat could talk, what tales he'd tell,
About Della and the Dealer and the dog as well.
But the cat was cool,
And he never said a mumblin' word
 
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So, the man in Houston got the tiger into his home, then he loaded the tiger in his vehicle and drove away.

The man has been located, the tiger is still missing.

CLAUDE KING​


Hold That Tiger (Tiger Rag) Lyrics


(Oooh where's that tiger now)
Where's that tiger where's that tiger where's that tiger where's that tiger
Hold that tiger hold that tiger hold that tiger hold that tiger
Hold him choke him kick him pokin'
Where's that tiger where's that tiger where oh where can he be
Low or highbrow they all cry now where can that tiger be
 

Hello​

Evanescence​


Playground school bell rings again
Rain clouds come to play again
Has no one told you she's not breathing?
Hello, I'm your mind giving you someone to talk to
Hello

If I smile and don't believe
Soon I know I'll wake from this dream
Don't try to fix me I'm not broken
Hello, I'm the lie living for you so you can hide
Don't cry

Suddenly I know I'm not sleeping
Hello, I'm still here
All that's left of yesterday
 
So, the man in Houston got the tiger into his home, then he loaded the tiger in his vehicle and drove away.

The man has been located, the tiger is still missing.

CLAUDE KING​


Hold That Tiger (Tiger Rag) Lyrics


(Oooh where's that tiger now)
Where's that tiger where's that tiger where's that tiger where's that tiger
Hold that tiger hold that tiger hold that tiger hold that tiger
Hold him choke him kick him pokin'
Where's that tiger where's that tiger where oh where can he be
Low or highbrow they all cry now where can that tiger be


@jerry old
India theTiger has been found safe .... he's getting a new home. 💕 ..

... will be transported to the Cleveland Amory Black Beauty Ranch in Murchison, Texas. Black Beauty Ranch is also home to the tiger Loki, who was found in an abandoned in a cage in the Houston area two years ago.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/missing-houston-tiger-found-safe/ar-BB1gMdK7

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Thanks Bonnie
Can't imagine a tiger running loose in an urban area.
He has been on the loose since May 11, 21.
I was checking updates on Google- the only information they had was, 'Tiger still missing.'
This was strange: if i lived in Houston, i'd want to know what was being done to locate the tiger.

You cannot keep a tiger in Houston proper, but you can keep a tiger within the county if you purchase $100.000.00
insurance. So, :sneaky: if the tiger eats you up, your relatives may get the insurance-that does not sound right?
 


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