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[Ken N Tx]

 

[Pappy]

 

[JonDouglas]

I would like to tell folks a joke about a ceiling,
but it's over their heads.

 

[JonDouglas]

 

[JonDouglas]

Perhaps it is time for a quite terrible groaner of the nerd kind.,

 

[JonDouglas]

Bread is like the sun.
It rises in the yeast
and sets in the waist.

 

[JonDouglas]

There’s a new dating app for bald men. Totally free. No need to pay

 

[Pappy]

 

[JonDouglas]

 

[JonDouglas]

My four year old has been learning Spanish for a year and still cant say "please"

Personally, I think that's poor for four!

 

[JonDouglas]

 

[Pappy]

 

[JonDouglas]

It was reported that somebody in town has been stealing the wheels off of police cars.

Police are working tirelessly to catch the thief.

 

[SetWave]

 

[Pappy]

 

[Pappy]

 

[JonDouglas]

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Yes it is, today.

 

[JonDouglas]

 

[JonDouglas]

These are my new loafers.

I kneaded them.
I knew they would rise to the occasion.
They cost a lot of dough.
Somebody said they were crumby.
Anyway you slice it, they're different.

 

[JonDouglas]

A dog sleepwalks into a bar, and says between snores,”I’m a cat, zzzz, I’m a cat, zzzzzz”
The bartender nods and says,”yes you are”.
The dog turns and sleepwalks out. Someone at the bar asks, “why did you agree with that dog?”
The bartender relies,” sometimes it’s best to let sleeping dogs lie”.

 

[Pappy]

 

[Marie5656]

 

[JonDouglas]

A friend of mine always helps me out with maps and diagrams, pointing out all the little symbols, and what they mean ...

The guy is a legend.

 

[Pappy]

 

[hawkdon]

hahahahahaha almost dropped my cereal bowl on the
keyboard......hahahahah./.......