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[Pappy]

 

[Aunt Bea]

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

 

[Marie5656]

 

[Marie5656]

 

[Aunt Bea]

 

[Pappy]

 

[SeaBreeze]

 

[Pappy]

 

[Pappy]

 

[Aunt Bea]

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

 

[Pappy]

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

 

[Aunt Bea]

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.

 

[Sassycakes]

I just got an email about how to read maps backward,but it turned out to be spam.

 

[Camper6]

"I'll have you know my ancestors came over on the Mayflower "

​"We had our own boat"

 

[Pappy]

[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Bold]A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!" [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Bold]The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient." [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Bold] [/FONT][/FONT]

 

[Aunt Bea]

Who invented the round table?

Sir Cumference!

 

[NancyNGA]

 

[Pappy]

 

[Pappy]

 

[Aunt Bea]

 

[NancyNGA]

 

[Aunt Bea]

From Hee Haw 1969

Roy Clark:
What do you call a man that don't believe in birth control?

Grandpa Jones:
A daddy.

 

[NancyNGA]

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

Ouch! nthego:

 

[Falcon]

Simple birth control method for men: Put a pebble in your shoe.

It makes you limp.

 

[SeaBreeze]