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[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt.[/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'[/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'[/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE !'[/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]And they say blondes are dumb....[/FONT][/FONT]
 
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]Oh WOWWW!! ... [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot] A lot of crazy people out tonight! [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]So, I pulled into a Speedway to get some gas. I noticed these two police officers just standing there staring at a woman who was smoking while pumping gas. I saw her and thought, “you gotta be kidding me,” with the cops right there and all. Shaking my head, I changed my mind about getting gas and pulled over to a parking spot so I could go inside and get milk. Then, just as I was opening the door to go inside, I heard someone screaming. I turned around and the woman's arm was on fire! She was swinging her arm & running around in circles. I then watched the officers run over threw her to the ground and dose out the fire with their coffees!!! Next, they put handcuffs on her and put her in the back of the police car. I was thinking, “Why?” Soooo ... I walked over and asked the officers what they were arresting her for. One of the cops looked me square in the eyes and said, "WAVING A FIREARM!" [/FONT][FONT=&quot]����*♀️��������[/FONT][/FONT]
 
Naughty little Benny stole the Rabbi's gold watch.
That night he couldn't sleep, so the next morning he went to the Rabbi's office before school.
"Rabbi, I stole a gold watch."
"Benny, that's a big sin. Return it to the owner immediately."
"Do you want it?"
"No, I said return it to its owner."
"But he doesn't want it."
"Ah, in that case, you can keep it."
 
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