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[NancyNGA]

:sorry:

 

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[ancient mariner]

Little Johnny asks his father:
"Where does the wind come from?"
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"I don't know."
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"Why do dogs bark?"
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"I don't know."
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"Why is the earth round?"
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"I don't know."
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"Does it disturb you that I ask so much?"
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"No son. Please ask. Otherwise you will never learn anything."

 

[Pappy]

 

[debodun]

Q. What did the baseball player do to keep his wife from catching him coming home late?

A. He stole home.

 

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[RadishRose]

Gosh, I listened to it all morning while the landscapers were mowing and leaf blowing.

 

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[Meanderer]

Ditto!

 

[Pappy]