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[Meanderer]

 

[Granny B.]

 

[Pappy]

 

[Meanderer]

 

[IKE]

What did the father buffalo say to his son as he was leaving for college ?

Bison.

 

[NancyNGA]

 

[NancyNGA]

 

[Pappy]

 

[debodun]

If food doesn't go to waste it will certainly go to waist.

 

[JaniceM]

There's a commercial on t.v. advertising this candy. The company that makes it is called Lindt- pronounced 'lint.' They should make a new commercial saying "EVERYBODY LIKES TO EAT LINT!" layful:

 

[debodun]

I wish that was the lint in my navel.

 

[NancyNGA]

 

[NancyNGA]

 

[debodun]

Q. What happened when the Broadway set designer had a fight with her boyfriend?

A. She made a scene.

 

[debodun]

Q. What would Mr. Spock say to someone that lived on a really warm planet?
A. “Live long and perspire.”

 

[Pappy]

 

[Falcon]

Huh ??

 

[NancyNGA]

Huh ??

Based on the lyrics of the song, Take it Easy, by the Eagles: "It's a girl, my lord, in a flat bed Ford slowin' down to take a look at me."

 

[NancyNGA]

 

[Pappy]

 

[NancyNGA]

 

[debodun]

 

[NancyNGA]

 

[Pappy]

 

[NancyNGA]