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[Pappy]

 

[debodun]

Q. What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when offered the movie role of a Baroque composer?

A. I'll be Bach.

 

[Pappy]

 

[NancyNGA]

 

[Pappy]

 

[NancyNGA]

 

[Pappy]

 

[NancyNGA]

 

[debodun]

Q. What did the undertaker realize when the widow refused to pay for her husband's funeral?


A. He'd been stiffed.

 

[Pappy]

 

[NancyNGA]

 

[debodun]

Q. What did they call the organization that broke away from the carpenter's union?


A. A splinter group.

 

[Pappy]

 

[debodun]

Q. What did the uninsured patient have to do to pay the doctor for treating his chest cold?

A. Cough up some money.

 

[Pappy]

 

[Butterfly]

That reminds me of the Smothers Brother's song "Chocolate". Why did Tommy yell "Fire" when he fell into the chocolate....because no one would run to help him if he yelled "CHOCOLATE"!

I remember that, too. Funny! I liked the Smothers Brothers.

 

[Pappy]

 

[Pappy]

Daily groaner:


A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day his supply of the birds ran out, so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them.
Immediately, he was arrested and charged with transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.

 

[Victor]

What flower is like a crazy pickle?



A daffy dill.

 

[Pappy]

This would work for me

 

[dkay]

I'm going to an organ recital today.

Yup, that's where my Aunt Nutsy recites every organ in the human body then explains what she has wrong with each and every one of them.

 

[Pappy]

What kind of beverage does a frog like?

HOT CROAKO. :yeah:

 

[MarkinPhx]

 

[Olivia]

LOL! I had to read this twice to get it.

 

[Pappy]