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[Furryanimal]

[h=2]What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
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“Robin, get in the car.”

 

[Marie5656]

 

[Pappy]

 

[Granny B.]

 

[Pappy]

 

[RadishRose]

I Wondered Why the Baseball Was Getting Bigger and Bigger. then It Hit Me

 

[Furryanimal]

 

[Pappy]

 

[RadishRose]

 

[Sassycakes]

Learning to be a Father

"Well, here is your problem." the doctor says to the first time father. "It seems that this child needs a diaper change." The new father then replies "but I swear, that package said it was good for 8-10 lbs."
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[Pappy]

 

[Sassycakes]

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[Pappy]

 

[Pappy]

 

[Pappy]

 

[Sassycakes]

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[Pappy]

 

[Pappy]

 

[C'est Moi]

A local monastery was going bankrupt. The abbot didn't know what to do. The brothers had a meeting, and decided to open a great Olde English Fish-N'-Chips stand. One day, a man knocked on the door. After one of the brothers answered the door, the man asked, "May I have just an order of fries?"
The brother said, "Hold on a moment. I'm the fish friar. You want the chip monk."

 

[C'est Moi]

 

[C'est Moi]

 

[CeeCee]

 

[C'est Moi]

 

[C'est Moi]

 

[Lord Elpus]

Yesterday, I took the M4 out of London.


...I'd got just ten miles,when the police stopped me & made me put it back.