Pull Over and Spread Your Cheeks

[SifuPhil]

The town of Reading, PA is the latest to force drivers into a parking lot and asked to "volunteer" to have a cheek-swab taken by a Federal contractor studying prescription drug use in connection with automobile accidents.



A similar incident took place in Fort Worth, Texas last month, and the police chief apologized for the hub-bub. Pennsylvania law prohibits motorists being pulled over except in cases of suspicion of criminal activity or properly-organized sobriety checkpoints.

 

[Diwundrin]

Nice headline.

 

[SifuPhil]

Nice headline.

Thanks - I figured it would pull some eyes.

 

[Diwundrin]

Name of the game.

 

[Pappy]

In the Army they told us.....bend over and spread your cheeks. So I bent over, put my two fingers in my mouth and spread my mouth open.

Guess you had to be there......:dunno:

 

[Old Hipster]

In the Army they told us.....bend over and spread your cheeks. So I bent over, put my two fingers in my mouth and spread my mouth open.

Guess you had to be there......:dunno:

That's great. LOL

 

[SeaBreeze]

Yeah, prescription drug use...I'm sure. If it was for prescription drug use, it doesn't make sense, because they wouldn't be looking to do anything about that anyway. Government is in bed with the big pharmaceutical corporations, and the only thing they should be concerned about is doctors getting carpel tunnel syndrome from writing all those scripts they're paid to push. Invasion of my body or privacy will never be voluntary with me!

 

[That Guy]

There was a plan years ago to pull drivers over to compliment their safe driving. Did not go over well...

 

[SifuPhil]

Yeah, prescription drug use...I'm sure. If it was for prescription drug use, it doesn't make sense, because they wouldn't be looking to do anything about that anyway. Government is in bed with the big pharmaceutical corporations, and the only thing they should be concerned about is doctors getting carpel tunnel syndrome from writing all those scripts they're paid to push. Invasion of my body or privacy will never be voluntary with me!

That's what I was wondering, too.

I don't mind my body being invaded, if it's by the right people or small furry mammals. Cops fall into neither class.

There was a plan years ago to pull drivers over to compliment their safe driving. Did not go over well...

I think I remember that. And yes, the program disappeared pretty quickly ...

 

[Ozarkgal]

SB:

Invasion of my body or privacy will

never be voluntary with me!

Me neither, SB. They will have to pry my cold, dead, clamped down cheeks apart.

 

[Diwundrin]

SB:

Me neither, SB. They will have to pry my cold, dead, clamped down cheeks apart.

The cops eh? It's the Taxation department that does it to us.

 

[SeaBreeze]

I don't mind my body being invaded, if it's by...small furry mammals.

Hooo boy! :abnormal: I've heard some stories about some people, who put critters like gerbils, in a certain place that will remain anonymous...then they end up (pun intended) in the emergency room for removal. Being an animal lover, never did like those stories...oh, I need to blind my mind's eye right now. layful:

 

[SifuPhil]

Hooo boy! :abnormal: I've heard some stories about some people, who put critters like gerbils, in a certain place that will remain anonymous...then they end up (pun intended) in the emergency room for removal. Being an animal lover, never did like those stories...oh, I need to blind my mind's eye right now. layful:

Yeah, I've heard those stories as well. Not exactly my cup of tea. I prefer "foofing" them.

 

[SeaBreeze]

Okaaay...no clue what foofing is.

 

[Casper]

Okaaay...no clue what foofing is.

Me either SB......
Glad you mentioned it though.....I'm sure Phil can enlighten us.... layful:

 

[Diwundrin]

Can't wait!

 

[SifuPhil]

Oh, I'm sorry - I thought "foofing" was a standard practice these days ...

You take a small furry mammal or, in my case, rodent - specifically, Mesocricetus auratus, the Golden Hamster.



You insert said rodent into one end of a large cardboard tube.



Applying your lips to the opposite end and aiming the tube at a large soft surface - a sofa, a mattress, etc. - you vigorously and explosively exhale into the tube -

FOOF!

 

[Casper]

Thanks for that Phil......
Specific furry critters come to mind.......But I wouldn't be aiming at a large soft surface.....
But that's just me.....:badgirl:

 

[SifuPhil]

Thanks for that Phil......
Specific furry critters come to mind.......But I wouldn't be aiming at a large soft surface.....
But that's just me.....:badgirl:

I think that's one of the variations of "Foof".

... it's called "Oof". layful:

 

[Diwundrin]

So that's "Foofing." Well, never too old to learn something every day.
I can see where it may only be a familiar term among the small furry mammal obsessed though. layful:nthego:

 

[Ozarkgal]

Phil:

FOOF!

Expect a knock on your door from PETA...foofing and oofing are definitely on the list of small furry mammal abuse violations.

 

[SeaBreeze]

Thanks for the lesson Phil, good way to pass the time when bored?? Poor critters, hopefully it's not after of meal of eggs with hot sauce.

 

[Diwundrin]

For them or for Phil??

 

[SifuPhil]

So that's "Foofing." Well, never too old to learn something every day.
I can see where it may only be a familiar term among the small furry mammal obsessed though. layful:nthego:

Actually some fairly large names are involved in the sport ...

Expect a knock on your door from PETA...foofing and oofing are definitely on the list of small furry mammal abuse violations.

I thought they were on the list of "Approved SFM Activities" ?!?

Thanks for the lesson Phil, good way to pass the time when bored?? Poor critters, hopefully it's not after of meal of eggs with hot sauce.

No, no, they're in training - they only eat sunflower seeds and millet before an event.

 

[Ozarkgal]

Phil:

I thought they were on the list of "Approved SFM Activities" ?!?

No, actually what you have to do to get them on the list is call PETA and make an appointment to do a live demonstration of the activity in question. If they determine it is fun for the animal, but not so much for the human you should have no trouble having foofing and offing added to the SFM list. Under PETA's policy,humans should never have fun interacting with animals, and they believe that animals do not enjoy being kept and fawned over by humans.

Good luck, and have fun foofing and oofing with small furry mammals.