Pull Over and Spread Your Cheeks

[SeaBreeze]

For them or for Phil??

For Phil.

 

[Pappy]

One problem with "foofing" though. Never, ever take a deep breath in while getting ready to "foof."
If you should accidentally swallow the damn rodent, cough it up immediately. The object you cough up should have hair around it, but be careful not to cough to hard as you might cough up the wrong hairy thing.

Today's idea....why not just get a pea shooter? :hair:

 

[SifuPhil]

No, actually what you have to do to get them on the list is call PETA and make an appointment to do a live demonstration of the activity in question. If they determine it is fun for the animal, but not so much for the human you should have no trouble having foofing and offing added to the SFM list. Under PETA's policy,humans should never have fun interacting with animals, and they believe that animals do not enjoy being kept and fawned over by humans.

Good luck, and have fun foofing and oofing with small furry mammals.

Hmm ... it's going to be difficult proving that Snerdly enjoys being foofed, because all he does during his flight is go:

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

... in that sort of ultra-high-pitched tone usually reserved for fruit bats and audiological testing. Too, he has developed a bad facial tic and wimpers whenever there is a strong breeze.

Do you think I could distract PETA for a while with my fish-balloon?

For Phil.

Young lady, I'll have you know I sup upon only the finest of victuals before foofing - to do otherwise would show disrespect to both Snerdly and to the sport.

... plus, I get gassy.

One problem with "foofing" though. Never, ever take a deep breath in while getting ready to "foof."
If you should accidentally swallow the damn rodent, cough it up immediately. The object you cough up should have hair around it, but be careful not to cough to hard as you might cough up the wrong hairy thing.

Today's idea....why not just get a pea shooter? :hair:

It isn't shown on my pictures here, but every serious Foofer has an Anti-Hronking Screen installed on their Foof Tube. One time before I used the screens I hronked a gerbil, a big hairy one, during a competition and it was only after three white mice, a hamster and a semi-domesticated rat that I was able to get him back up.

Pea shooter?!? Surely you jest! You cannot compare The Sport of Kings with a pea shooter!

 

[Ozarkgal]

Phil...fish balloons would be a definite no-no, I'm afraid, as would exercising them in the toilet, or dressing them up in tuna can costumes, which are also prohibited. Also, they frown on allowing fish to sleep in bed with you, although you may get away with that with small furry mammals, provided they did not arrive in the bed by foofing them there..

 

[SifuPhil]

Phil...fish balloons would be a definite no-no, I'm afraid, as would exercising them in the toilet, or dressing them up in tuna can costumes, which are also prohibited. Also, they frown on allowing fish to sleep in bed with you, although you may get away with that with small furry mammals, provided they did not arrive in the bed by foofing them there..

Geeze, they're quite a little dictatorship, aren't they?

No fish balloons? I'd rather lose my right to bare llamas than to be told I can't have fish balloons! And if they can't exercise in the toilet, where then? The water cooler at work? The neighbor's pool? The cat's water bowl?

The whole fish-in-the-bed thing is ludicrous - I have a right to sleep with whomever or whatever I wish!