Rest in peace Jerry Springer !!!

So sorry to hear this! Just wondering where the "unwashed" masses will turn to now to find "high quality" TV viewing in the afternoon?

I need to see big, fat women hitting each other with huge handbags. I need to hear 1 family swearing 4 letter words at another family. I need to see more "rubby-dubbies" on TV. There just isn't enough quality shows these days. Please rerun that great Jerry Springer show about the guy that married a horse.

"Over the course of its 25 season run (and still going), the show has been a hotbed of controversial nonsense. From episodes entitled “I Married a Horse” to “Crazy Cousin Crushes” – not to mention the on-stage fights, bleeped-over words, and “Jerry Beads” – it’s no wonder TV Guide voted it the “Worst Show in the History of Television.”

The trouble is that I cut my cable around 23 years ago and I have missed all these "great" shows. Here are some examples:

1. In 2007, fans of The Jerry Springer Show were left stunned by a guest who cut off both their legs with a power saw.
2. Adult film actress Jasmin St. Claire appeared on the show in 1997 to share her bizarre life goal. She said: 'I thought the most outrageous thing I could do in this lifetime was to have sex with 300 men - so I did it.
3. The sex worker was left humiliated when her dentures flew straight out of her mouth mid-sentence.

Shows like this were the beginning of trash TV and the end of morals and sanity in this world. Thank you Jerry Springer. You have made America a great place.
 
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