Pappy
Living the Dream
She fell in love with a train conductor and got taken for a ride.
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Pappy
Living the Dream
She fell in love with the termite man, but he told her to bug off.
Lewkat
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- New Jersey, USA
Wow, these are all good ones. I cannot come up with a really clever one.
bobcat
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- Northern Calif
She fell in love with a bicycle salesman and wanted children, but he was two tired.
She fell in love with a tailor, but it was a sew sew relationship.
She fell in love with an archaeologist, but he kept digging up the past.
She fell in love with a photographer, but he just couldn't seem to focus.
She fell in love with an astronaut, but he needed his space.
She fell in love with a tailor, but it was a sew sew relationship.
She fell in love with an archaeologist, but he kept digging up the past.
She fell in love with a photographer, but he just couldn't seem to focus.
She fell in love with an astronaut, but he needed his space.
jujube
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She fell in love with a teacher and got schooled.
She fell in love with a lecturer, but he just wanted to talk about it.
She fell in love with a football coach but he just kept saying, "Wait until NEXT YEAR!"
She fell in love with a football ref but had to call him for "holding".
She fell in love with a baseball umpire but after three strikes, she was out.
She fell in love with a thespian but it was over after one act.
She fell in love with a mathematician but the numbers didn't line up.
She fell in love with a lecturer, but he just wanted to talk about it.
She fell in love with a football coach but he just kept saying, "Wait until NEXT YEAR!"
She fell in love with a football ref but had to call him for "holding".
She fell in love with a baseball umpire but after three strikes, she was out.
She fell in love with a thespian but it was over after one act.
She fell in love with a mathematician but the numbers didn't line up.
Pappy
Living the Dream
She fell in love with a train engineer, but he had a one track mind. 
jujube
SF VIP
She fell in love with a hay farmer but he baled out on her.
She fell in love with a potato packer but he wasn't good in the sack.
She fell in love with a PBS fund campaign director but he had no appeal.
She fell in love with an auctioneer but he brought down the hammer.
She fell in love with a potato packer but he wasn't good in the sack.
She fell in love with a PBS fund campaign director but he had no appeal.
She fell in love with an auctioneer but he brought down the hammer.
jujube
SF VIP
She fell in love with Smokey the Bear but he had too many fires to put out.
She fell in love with Mickey Mouse but there were Minnie things in the way of their relationship
She fell in love with Mickey Mouse but there were Minnie things in the way of their relationship
Pappy
Living the Dream
She fell in love with the farmer
But all the cow men new her.
But all the cow men new her.
