...said no one ever

Sunday night is my favorite night of the week, because I can't wait to get up on Monday and start the work week!
 

CeeCee said:
Wish I could stay in this MRI Machine a little longer....also put it a little closer to my face.
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I did, in fact, tell something like that to an MRI tech. I told him it was like a Pink Floyd concert. He told me that I was the weirdest client he had ever dealt with. (FWIW: I was in for a check-up, because I developed this odd headache. Turned out that my new helmet straps were the culprits, as I discovered, myself.)
 
I just had my parent-teacher conference, and Billy's teacher said that Billy was the most average child she had ever taught.
 
treeguy64 said:
I did, in fact, tell something like that to an MRI tech. I told him it was like a Pink Floyd concert. He told me that I was the weirdest client he had ever dealt with. (FWIW: I was in for a check-up, because I developed this odd headache. Turned out that my new helmet straps were the culprits, as I discovered, myself.)
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You are weird!! :)

Im not claustrophobic...at least I thought I wasn't but I felt like I was in a coffin.

I had two MRIs that day...the lower back, which wasn't too bad because it seemed a little more open but then the left shoulder...I thought I'd have a panic attack...it was too close to my face.
 
Sure, I'm happy to share my dessert with you even though you kept saying "No, thank you" when the waiter asked if we'd like something else --- just as I shared my fries when you virtuously chose a salad as your side dish.

(Oh wait... that's what hubby says to me, even though he clearly doesn't mean it.)
 
StarSong said:
Sure, I'm happy to share my dessert with you even though you kept saying "No, thank you" when the waiter asked if we'd like something else --- just as I shared my fries when you virtuously chose a salad as your side dish.

(Oh wait... that's what hubby says to me, even though he clearly doesn't mean it.)
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Hah! I've seen that before StarSong, good one.
 
"You know what I'd like for Father's Day? A really loud tie and a shirt that clashes with it! Oh, and some Soap-on-a-Rope and a new bottle of Old Spice Aftershave!" said no father ever.

"Oh, goody! Your mother's coming for a long visit. I can't wait to see her!" said very few men ever.

"That was a delightfully long sermon Reverend Jones preached today at church. I tried to doze off but I just couldn't go to sleep!" said no one ever.

"I would be delighted to go to the mall with you and hold your purse while you try on shoes. Who would want to watch a silly football game on a nice day like this?" said no man ever.

"I would be delighted to go to Home Depot with you and listen to you opine on the glories of the different brands of socket wrench sets until my ears bleed." said no woman ever.

"Why of course I'd love to attend your daughter's dance recital! Who wouldn't want to sit for 3 1/2 hours in a hot auditorium watching toddlers pick their noses on stage?" said no one ever.
 
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