Salmon Sperm Facials? Would You Try it?

[Paladin1950]

The secret to perfect skin is ... salmon sperm? What derms want you to know

 

[DebraMae]

No, but somewhere out there is someone who will and then will post online how it made an "unbelievable" difference in their skin.

 

[VaughanJB]

We're in 2025, and the idea that we will now find some magical solution to the treatment of our skin is ever so sightly silly.

As a man of my age, I do not, and never have done, any kind of skincare other than washing. If you saw me today you'd probably say I look every day of my years. I am no longer 20, and I don't look as though I am. If some women had my skin, they'd probably panic.

 

[George1959]

In Germany in the 1980s a female sport's journalist favored the urine therapy, i.e. drinking one's own urine regularly for a better health.

A male physician joked that then we would get soon after the excrement therapy, since "millions of flies can't be wrong" .

 

[VaughanJB]

Had to Google this:

"unusual ingredients (snail mucin, bee venom, donkey milk, caviar, bird's nest), strange formats (jelly masks, spike pimple patches, lava lamp creams, zombie face tighteners), or unique application methods (4-2-4 cleansing, microneedle patches)"

 

[astralcat]

Plenty of gullible people out there.

 

[Aunt Bea]

Where’s @Beezer, there’s gotta be a joke in there somewhere!

 

[PeppermintPatty]

Plenty of gullible people out there.

Gullible AND desperate

 

[Sunny]

And greedy also. How many people are getting rich off other people's gullibility?

 

[MarciKS]

yuck!

 

[hearlady]

I don't want a fish face!

 

[Beezer]

Where’s @Beezer, there’s gotta be a joke in there somewhere!

If women are lining up to get Salmon Sperm Facials, I'm going to legally change my name to 'Salmon'.

 

[Imogene]

No. Just. No.

 

[Beezer]

If women are lining up to get Salmon Sperm Facials, I'm going to legally change my name to 'Salmon'.

I know...I know...

 

[Jazzy1]

Sounds fishy to me.

 

[bobcat]

Ha ha .... I am picturing two male salmon sitting at a bar with one telling the other about his new money-making scheme.

 

[IrishEyes]

Now that... is making use of everything in the body of what you are killing.
Probably a "Save the Salmon" activist so they can justify killing one.