This thread brought back a wonderful memory to me. Many years ago my Hubby's Dad was over our house having dinner. My Husband was teasing me so I jokingly cracked his hand. My Father in law yelled that's assault that's assault. So I picked up the pepper shaker and shook it at him and said "And this is a Pepper". I can't tell you how long my Father in law laughed and mentioned it doesn't of times after that. I was soo happy that I made him smile.