Santa is taking early requests for your Christmas gift this year.

Georgiagranny said:
Chocolate, of course.
Garden center gift cards, of course.
Solar garden lights, of course.
And a winning mega millions ticket. It doesn't have to be the whole thing, just a million or so. Or even a half million. That would do just fine.
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All do-able, but sometimes money changes people, and if that were to happen in your case, Santa would have all of SF pissed at him, so maybe just a hundred-dollar scratcher. Surely that couldn't hurt.
 
hollydolly said:
lol..if its anything like the Camden in London... they would be full of colour, and entertainment
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Don't go near Camden, NJ. Has one of the highest crime rates in the US.
 
Nothing! I gave up the consumer rat-race years ago. I don't want anything and I don't need anything. Well, since you asked maybe a holiday to some country that doesn't celebrate Christmas for 2 months every year!
 
Dear Santa, 🎅

I've been a very good girl. 😇

Would you please bring me a nice boy to play with? 👨‍🦰

If you can't bring me a boy, would you bring me a puppy? That would be almost as good if he was house-trained. 🐶

I baked you some chocolate brownies, and there's cold beer in the fridge. Help yourself to one because you still have to drive the sleigh. If you get a DUI, the rest of the good children won't get their gifts because you'll be in the drunk tank.

Also, I don't think you're fat.

Love, Bella. ❤️
 
Bella said:
Dear Santa, 🎅

I've been a very good girl. 😇

Would you please bring me a nice boy to play with? 👨‍🦰

If you can't bring me a boy, would you bring me a puppy? That would be almost as good if he was house-trained. 🐶

I baked you some chocolate brownies, and there's cold beer in the fridge. Help yourself to one because you still have to drive the sleigh. If you get a DUI, the rest of the good children won't get their gifts because you'll be in the drunk tank.

Also, I don't think you're fat.

Love, Bella. ❤️
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Dear Bella:
I am working on the prospect of getting you a boy to play with. I have run into a little snag because apparently the one I have in mind is not always nice. It seems he can be a bit naughty sometimes, however, he does seem open to idea, so perhaps it's just something in his nature that will take a little TLC to control. He's just your average boy in most respects, but he is available, so perhaps he will just take some getting used to.

If you have your heart set on finding a boy who will make your heart turn flips, I will put the word out, and maybe we can find you another who is the more chiseled type. However, if he doesn't deserve you, then in good conscience, I will have to pull the plug on it.

As for the brownies and cold beer, you obviously know what Santa likes, and if you baked them, they are sure to be extra special. I promise just the one beer, but I may snag an extra brownie or two for the road, and I'll be thinking of you as I am making my way through the clouds to the deserving children.

Love Santa. ❣️
 
bobcat said:
Dear Bella:
I am working on the prospect of getting you a boy to play with. I have run into a little snag because apparently the one I have in mind is not always nice. It seems he can be a bit naughty sometimes, however, he does seem open to idea, so perhaps it's just something in his nature that will take a little TLC to control. He's just your average boy in most respects, but he is available, so perhaps he will just take some getting used to.

If you have your heart set on finding a boy who will make your heart turn flips, I will put the word out, and maybe we can find you another who is the more chiseled type. However, if he doesn't deserve you, then in good conscience, I will have to pull the plug on it.

As for the brownies and cold beer, you obviously know what Santa likes, and if you baked them, they are sure to be extra special. I promise just the one beer, but I may snag an extra brownie or two for the road, and I'll be thinking of you as I am making my way through the clouds to the deserving children.

Love Santa. ❣️
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Dear Santa,

Oh, thank you! If he's a nice boy, I don't mind if he's a bit naughty; it's hard to be a good boy all the time. I'm naughty sometimes, too. Oopsy, I guess I shouldn't have said that! 🫢

It would be nice if a boy could make my heart go pitter-patter, but he doesn't have to be Superboy; a nice, down-to-earth boy is fine with me. I like the sound of the first boy you had in mind, if you think he'd be interested.

Santa, you're more than welcome to take all the brownies; I made them just for you. I'll hold you to the one beer promise, though; I don't want to have to come up with bail money.

Thank you for thinking of me, Santa; I'll be thinking of you, too, and about the naughty but nice boy you'll be bringing me. I can hardly wait!
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Be safe, and fly right! And please pet the reindeer for me, especially Rudolph. 🙂

Love, Bella. ❤️
 
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